OUTTA HERE!

My visit home has been a good one, but as always, it has been WAY too short. I am flying out of here tomorrow for Minneapolis/St. Paul and I'll be working in south-central Minnesota for a week or so before heading off to someplace north of the border. That's right, Canada. I'm not sure what part of Canada, but I'm practicing up on the use of "eh" at the end of my sentences. KnowwhatImeaneh? The last time I saw the exchange rate it was $1.36 in Canadian money for one U.S. Dollar so perhaps I will, in effect, be getting a raise by going to the Great White North.
It's funny that I call so many people I know now that I'm in Boise. It's not like I couldn't call them from wherever I may be working, but I don't, so I call 'em while I'm here.
Spending so much time on the road is a bit of a drag. I enjoy the adventure of seeing new areas, but I miss my home and my friends. I guess I'll quit whining and go pack. I am getting very good at that; packing not whining.
One more thing. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer and a shot. The bartender says "sorry pal, we don't serve food."
Okay, one more. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.
Another? A guy walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender "I'd like a cold beer, and one for the road."