OF COURSE I'M RIGHT!

When you are eagerly anticipating an event that’s two weeks away, it’s amazing how long it takes for that time to pass. However, if it’s a two- week vacation that you were waiting for, once that two weeks begin, the time just flies by.
I’m no Einstein, but this is an easier way to visualize his theory of relativity than by the well-known equation e=mc squared. What it means is that time passes more quickly when you would prefer that it not do so than when you prefer that it does.
So, in order to make the theory of relativity work in your favor and to bring yourself maximum enjoyment out of the time you spend doing anything, just remember, time is infinite in its purest sense. Einstein showed us that space is inextricably linked to time, therefore if you are stuck in a small space with annoying relatives, time will seem interminable. However, if you are pounding large mugs of hot-buttered rum, it won’t really matter. Remember that this Thanksgiving which is little more than two weeks away!